The Xenophobe's Guide to the Dutch (Xenophobe's Guides) by Rodney Bolt

Author:Rodney Bolt [Bolt, Rodney]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781908120274
Publisher: Oval Projects
Published: 2008-07-24T23:00:00+00:00

Holidays

The Dutch consider a break from their native climate as essential to their health and mental stability, and emphasize the absolute necessity to well-being of ‘Vitamin V’ (‘V’ is for vacation). They prefer to take their holidays where they can soak up the sun, and so head for the hills of France, or the sunny coasts of Greece or Spain. The success of a Dutch holiday is calculated by the resultant depth of tan and the number of days on which it did not rain.

“The Dutch prefer their holiday to be as Dutch as possible. The surest way of achieving this is to take your home along with you.”

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